This Thanksgiving, conservative families across America found themselves reflecting on an unexpected holiday miracle: the sudden absence of their far-left activist relatives, which many only realized after dessert was served. “We didn’t
This Thanksgiving, conservative families across America found themselves reflecting on an unexpected holiday miracle: the sudden absence of their far-left activist relatives, which many only realized after dessert was served. “We didn’t
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In the latest twist that could only happen in the Mar-a-Lago multiverse, former President Donald Trump has announced his plans to claim tech billionaire Elon Musk as a dependent on his 2024
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ANAHEIM, CA—In a groundbreaking pivot that sent shockwaves through both political and narcotics circles, Hunter Biden reportedly took a break from his well-documented escapades of crack pipes and unsanctioned networking sessions with
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In a dramatic display of parental dismay, the upscale parents of a teenage girl in Nantucket are reportedly devastated that their daughter hasn’t achieved TikTok stardom like their friend’s kids. The luxurious
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In a revolutionary move that blurs the lines between gaming and real-life politics, Grand Theft Auto 6 (GTA 6) has unleashed its most ambitious feature yet – “Politician Mode.” Players can now
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In a bold and unexpected move, Elon Musk, the tech titan and mastermind behind some of the world’s most innovative companies, has declared himself the “Emperor of Renaming.” However, his recent decision
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In a jaw-dropping twist to an already scandalous saga, Hunter Biden has vehemently denied any involvement in the recent discovery of cocaine at the White House, asserting that the alleged substance was
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Netflix Announces New Series About Transgendered Ukrainian Soldier Who Found Love on the Battlefield
Netflix has announced today it is in production of a new dramatic love series that takes place in war-torn Ukraine between a transgendered Ukrainian soldier who fell in love with a black
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CNN executives held a meeting to hash out a plan to save its network after seeing its ratings plummet in the post-Trump era. CNN ratings across the board have nosedived since January,
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The Wyoming GOP today announced that Ed Norton, in character as Derek Vinyard will be replacing the ousted daughter of former Vice President Dick Cheney as House Republican Conference chair. Citing that
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