This Thanksgiving, conservative families across America found themselves reflecting on an unexpected holiday miracle: the sudden absence of their far-left activist relatives, which many only realized after dessert was served. “We didn’t
This Thanksgiving, conservative families across America found themselves reflecting on an unexpected holiday miracle: the sudden absence of their far-left activist relatives, which many only realized after dessert was served. “We didn’t
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Washington, D.C. – In what is being hailed as the most uniquely American immigration policy to date, former Trump Homeland Security Director Tom Homan has revealed the heartwarming origins of his latest
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Trenton, NJ – In a move that surprised absolutely no one, former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie has vehemently denied circulating rumors that he has embarked on a hunger strike following President
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In a bizarre twist of logic, a prominent conspiracy theorist has raised an eyebrow-raising question: Why do Democrats ban everything under the sun, but inexplicably fail to ban the abomination known as
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In a shocking revelation that has left experts baffled, a man has confessed that nothing in the world compares to the sheer bliss of a cold beer and a dirty old recliner
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A suburban house mom in Upper Darby spent nearly five hours watching cooking videos on her phone and realized she’s just going to make tonight’s dinner the way she always does. After
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