In the latest twist that could only happen in the Mar-a-Lago multiverse, former President Donald Trump has announced his plans to claim tech billionaire Elon Musk as a dependent on his 2024
In the latest twist that could only happen in the Mar-a-Lago multiverse, former President Donald Trump has announced his plans to claim tech billionaire Elon Musk as a dependent on his 2024
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In a surprise post-election video appearance, Vice President Kamala Harris has sent shockwaves through the political world with what can only be described as an “unfiltered” performance. The broadcast, which began with
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Chicago, IL – In the aftermath of the 2024 Democratic National Convention, held from August 19 to 22, a surge of unplanned pregnancies has left many Democrats racing against the clock to
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Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has sounded the alarm, expressing her growing concerns about what a Trump presidency could mean for her future. Chief among her fears is the possibility that
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Washington, D.C. – In what is being hailed as the most uniquely American immigration policy to date, former Trump Homeland Security Director Tom Homan has revealed the heartwarming origins of his latest
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Trenton, NJ – In a move that surprised absolutely no one, former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie has vehemently denied circulating rumors that he has embarked on a hunger strike following President
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ANAHEIM, CA—In a groundbreaking pivot that sent shockwaves through both political and narcotics circles, Hunter Biden reportedly took a break from his well-documented escapades of crack pipes and unsanctioned networking sessions with
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TRENTON, NJ – In a press conference that had attendees confused about the absurdity, New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy proudly announced a list of nefarious non-accomplishments, starting with the fact that he
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After a rewarding twenty-five-year career in the U.S. Army, Master Sargeant William Johnson wonders what life would have been like if he had just joined the Marines out of high school. Johnson
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In an unprecedented legal maneuver, former President Donald J. Trump has shocked the world by entering a plea of “not guilty” for crimes that have yet to be specified. Legal experts are
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