In the latest twist that could only happen in the Mar-a-Lago multiverse, former President Donald Trump has announced his plans to claim tech billionaire Elon Musk as a dependent on his 2024
In an unprecedented move, New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy has assembled a new committee, aptly named “Ban It All,” to explore uncharted territory in the realm of prohibitions. The committee’s mandate? To
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In a stunning display of eco-consciousness and creative problem-solving, Democrats have set their sights on yet another “gas” menace in the form of gas lighters. Riding high on their success in targeting
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In an astonishing twist of political theatrics, former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie has announced his intention to run for president, fueled by a desire for sweet revenge against none other than
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In a surprising and unprecedented move, former President Donald Trump has reportedly taken cloning to a whole new level, using cutting-edge technology to attend multiple indictments simultaneously. Witnesses claim that not one,
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In a shocking twist, it has been confirmed that former President Donald Trump has not been indicted for crimes against manners and tasteful decor, despite rumors and wild speculations by his critics.
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In an unprecedented display of balance and coordination, President Joe Biden managed to accomplish the unthinkable during his latest vacation – he did not fall off his bike! The astounding feat occurred
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WASHINGTON, DC – After scouting the multiple busloads of migrants that have arrived in D.C. over the past few weeks, Washington Nationals’ General Manager Mike Rizzo got on the horn today with
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WASHINGTON, DC – After getting lost in the West Wing Sunday morning, U.S. President Joe Biden was seen in the White House rose garden yelling at Rogero Sanchez, a White House landscaper,
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MARTHA’S VINEYARD, MA – New York City Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio Cortez today said Florida Governor Ron DeSantis should be brought up on attempted murder charges after giving 50 illegal migrants an all-expense
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New York City Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, after making calls to photographers, ice sculptors, string bands and videographer services realized that her wedding to Riley Roberts will cost more than most of her
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