In the latest twist that could only happen in the Mar-a-Lago multiverse, former President Donald Trump has announced his plans to claim tech billionaire Elon Musk as a dependent on his 2024
Washington, D.C. – A neighbor living in the swank D.C. apartment building where New York Congresswoman AOC lives says she overheard an argument between the former bartender and her fiance Riley Roberts
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WASHINGTON, DC – Coming off his successful burn of former President Donald J. Trump by calling him “The MAGA King”, President Joe Biden issued a dire warning that if elected, Trump will
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MOSCOW, RUSSIA – In a sudden policy shift, Russian President Vladimir Putin petitioned NATO to include Russia in the European defense pact in an effort to defend itself from an impending Ukrainian
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U.S. President Joe Biden today, when asked what his plan was to address the rising prices of gasoline and fuel across America said the answer was simple. “C’mon man, you got all
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Netflix Announces New Series About Transgendered Ukrainian Soldier Who Found Love on the Battlefield
Netflix has announced today it is in production of a new dramatic love series that takes place in war-torn Ukraine between a transgendered Ukrainian soldier who fell in love with a black
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The peaceful special military operation in Ukraine is going according to plan, Russian President Vladimir Putin said after the sinking of its flagship cruiser Moskva. While Ukrainian sources claim responsibility for the
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CNN, the Cable News Network has broken its own record after not mentioning former President Donald J. Trump through two commercial breaks. Media analysts say it was a fluke and CNN has
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WASHINGTON, DC – The White House announced today, it has formed a partisan committee to make sure the Biden administration has royally screwed everything and everyone in America and didn’t leave any
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MIAMI, FL – New York City Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is perfectly fine with vaccination passports, mask mandates and violent crime of her home city New York City, but this past holiday, she
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WASHINGTON, DC – White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki today said that her suggestion for Americans to take kickboxing classes to relieve pandemic and economic stress. After a few hours, moms across
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