In the latest twist that could only happen in the Mar-a-Lago multiverse, former President Donald Trump has announced his plans to claim tech billionaire Elon Musk as a dependent on his 2024
Dr. Anthony Fauci had what appeared to be a breakdown at today’s White House COVID-19 press briefing. The meeting went like most others before it where Fauci completely said something totally different
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WASHINGTON, DC — President Joe Biden’s dogs Champ and Major speak out months after being accused of nearly killing America’s then President-elect. “We’re sick and tired of being blamed on social media
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WASHINGTON, D.C. – In an attempt to avoid long-drawn-out legal battles with contractors who were ordered to cease building the Trump border wall between the United States and Mexico, President Joe Biden
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Today, President Joe Biden said he has blocked Corn Pop from being able to call his Oval Office phone. Whenever somebody hits it big, whether it’s hitting the lottery
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WASHINGTON, D.C. – After just one month in office, the administration of President Joe Biden today confessed White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki is a problematic AI hologram with more than a
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BROOKLYN, NY – Brooklyn New York native Alex Cortez today said she is fearful of her life because a co-worker from Texas is trying to have her killed. Cortez said she became
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FORT WORTH, TX — An Hispanic American man is under fire for fleeing to Mexico after finding out ICE was all over his neighborhood. Texas resident Ted Cruz, who is of Hispanic
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Another royal American family scandal is unfolding in the wake of attempted murderer Ted Cruz’s disastrous trip to Cancun during a crippling snowstorm that cut power to millions of Texans. Cruz was
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NEW YORK CITY, NY – A group of angry and disgruntled petty criminals assembled outside City Hall in Manhattan today demanding Mayor Bill DeBlasio put an end to the rising rate of
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WASHINGTON, DC – With those pesky Fox News and alt-right reporters skipping Tuesday’s White House Press Conference, White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki didn’t have to “Circle Back” at all. Psaki faced a
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