Trenton, NJ – In a move that surprised absolutely no one, former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie has vehemently denied circulating rumors that he has embarked on a hunger strike following President
Trenton, NJ – In a move that surprised absolutely no one, former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie has vehemently denied circulating rumors that he has embarked on a hunger strike following President
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ANAHEIM, CA—In a groundbreaking pivot that sent shockwaves through both political and narcotics circles, Hunter Biden reportedly took a break from his well-documented escapades of crack pipes and unsanctioned networking sessions with
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TRENTON, NJ – In a press conference that had attendees confused about the absurdity, New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy proudly announced a list of nefarious non-accomplishments, starting with the fact that he
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After a rewarding twenty-five-year career in the U.S. Army, Master Sargeant William Johnson wonders what life would have been like if he had just joined the Marines out of high school. Johnson
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In an unexpected turn of events, Generation X has defied the laws of nature and stubbornly refuses to succumb to their imminent extinction. Scientists and demographers worldwide are baffled by this phenomenon,
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In a nostalgic and somewhat relieved reflection, Gen X husband, Mark, took a trip down memory lane to a time when his wife, Sarah, would constantly nag him to stop and ask
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In an unsurprising twist of events, neighbors of a recently arrested murder suspect have raised eyebrows with their nonchalant responses, stating that they always knew he would “kill somebody one day.” As
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In an unprecedented move, New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy has assembled a new committee, aptly named “Ban It All,” to explore uncharted territory in the realm of prohibitions. The committee’s mandate? To
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In a last-ditch effort to salvage their season, the New York Yankees have shocked the sports world by making an unconventional move – signing rapper Cardi B as a pitcher. The decision
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In a revolutionary move that blurs the lines between gaming and real-life politics, Grand Theft Auto 6 (GTA 6) has unleashed its most ambitious feature yet – “Politician Mode.” Players can now
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