Kamala Harris went to Guatemala and all Joe Biden got was this stupid shirt

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GUATEMALA –  Vice President Kamala Harris’s first trip outside of America has been a disaster. It all began when she had to be restrained by airline staff when she started screaming, “I can’t go to Guatemala, this is going to be a trainwreck and I am going to be the next President!”

Harris was subdued by staff and the plane was forced to return to the airport shortly after takeoff. After giving the Vice President a mild sedative, she was back in the air and on her way to Guatemala.  Things went from bad to worse after President Alejandro Giammattei immediately blamed Harris’s boss President Joe Biden for creating the border crisis.

“This entire crisis is Joe Biden’s fault, he sent mixed message to the people of Latin America, Giammattei told Harris.

“Can you repeat that?” Harris said.

“This is all Joe Biden’s fault,” the Guatemalan president repeated.

“Whose fault?” Harris prodded.

“I said this is Joe Biden’s fault,” he stated again.

“So it’s not the Vice President’s fault right?” She asked. “Can we get you on the record one more time with that? I just want to make sure everyone is clear. This crisis is Joe Biden’s fault and I’m just here to clean up his mess, right?”

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