Bill Clinton Went to Cancun and Left Hillary Home, But Twitter Seems to Totally Get It

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Another royal American family scandal is unfolding in the wake of attempted murderer Ted Cruz’s disastrous trip to Cancun during a crippling snowstorm that cut power to millions of Texans.  Cruz was criticized sharply for abandoning his state and his dog Snowflake.   The Twitterverse erupted in hate and scorn over Cruz’s dreadful decision.  He eventually apologized for his bad judgment call.

Meanwhile, on the East Coast, former U.S. President Bill Clinton was seen at JFK Airport in New York City boarding a plane to the tropical Mexican resort, leaving his wife Hillary home alone and nobody really seemed to care either.   In fact, most passengers at the airport totally got it.

“I mean, Ted Cruz left a cute and cuddly dog…Bill left…Hillary,” said Bob, who was headed south on a flight to Miami, leaving his wife and kids at home himself. “Sometimes a man gotta do what a man gotta do.”

When asked if Hillary was joining him on the trip or if she is at home, Clinton responded, “It really depends on what the definition of is, is.”

“Have a great trip Bill, we totally get it,”  ImWithHer2016-Jill posted on Twitter in a response to a picture with the former President on the beach in Cancun with two bikini-clad twenty-somethings.

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