TRENTON, NJ – In a press conference that had attendees confused about the absurdity, New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy proudly announced a list of nefarious non-accomplishments, starting with the fact that he
TRENTON, NJ – In a press conference that had attendees confused about the absurdity, New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy proudly announced a list of nefarious non-accomplishments, starting with the fact that he
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In an unsurprising twist of events, neighbors of a recently arrested murder suspect have raised eyebrows with their nonchalant responses, stating that they always knew he would “kill somebody one day.” As
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In a last-ditch effort to salvage their season, the New York Yankees have shocked the sports world by making an unconventional move – signing rapper Cardi B as a pitcher. The decision
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In a revolutionary move that blurs the lines between gaming and real-life politics, Grand Theft Auto 6 (GTA 6) has unleashed its most ambitious feature yet – “Politician Mode.” Players can now
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CNN, the Cable News Network has broken its own record after not mentioning former President Donald J. Trump through two commercial breaks. Media analysts say it was a fluke and CNN has
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