TRENTON, NJ – In a press conference that had attendees confused about the absurdity, New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy proudly announced a list of nefarious non-accomplishments, starting with the fact that he
In a stunning display of eco-consciousness and creative problem-solving, Democrats have set their sights on yet another “gas” menace in the form of gas lighters. Riding high on their success in targeting
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In a shocking twist, it has been confirmed that former President Donald Trump has not been indicted for crimes against manners and tasteful decor, despite rumors and wild speculations by his critics.
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In an unprecedented display of balance and coordination, President Joe Biden managed to accomplish the unthinkable during his latest vacation – he did not fall off his bike! The astounding feat occurred
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WASHINGTON, DC – After getting lost in the West Wing Sunday morning, U.S. President Joe Biden was seen in the White House rose garden yelling at Rogero Sanchez, a White House landscaper,
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MARTHA’S VINEYARD, MA – On Friday, a resident of Martha’s Vineyard reported a purse theft, claiming a migrant recently sent to the exclusive island by Florida Governor Ron DeSantis. Clara Rambarton, 58,
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U.S. President Joe Biden today, when asked what his plan was to address the rising prices of gasoline and fuel across America said the answer was simple. “C’mon man, you got all
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The Taliban have appointed Hunter Biden, the son of President Joe Biden to the board of Directors of the terror group’s new Economic Energy Commission. Biden will receive a salary of $2.4
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BROOKLYN, NY – Brooklyn New York native Alex Cortez today said she is fearful of her life because a co-worker from Texas is trying to have her killed. Cortez said she became
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Another royal American family scandal is unfolding in the wake of attempted murderer Ted Cruz’s disastrous trip to Cancun during a crippling snowstorm that cut power to millions of Texans. Cruz was
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NEW YORK CITY, NY – A group of angry and disgruntled petty criminals assembled outside City Hall in Manhattan today demanding Mayor Bill DeBlasio put an end to the rising rate of
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