MORRISTOWN, NJ -Former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie today has made an announcement regarding Tuesday’s important primary election for Republican governor in New Jersey. In a tight race between Jack Ciattarelli, Hirsh Singh, Phil Rizzo and that other guy, Christie said his choice is clear.
“If I was stuck on a desert island without food or water, after about the third day I’d have to start eating somebody,” Christie said. “Hirsh Singh would be the obvious choice of course. I mean look at how good he looks.”
Never one to mince words, or lead anyone on, Christie also said he wouldn’t share with the other candidate.
“Get the hell off the beach, I’d tell them,” the governor added.
