Chicago, IL – In the aftermath of the 2024 Democratic National Convention, held from August 19 to 22, a surge of unplanned pregnancies has left many Democrats racing against the clock to
Chicago, IL – In the aftermath of the 2024 Democratic National Convention, held from August 19 to 22, a surge of unplanned pregnancies has left many Democrats racing against the clock to
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Washington, D.C. – In what is being hailed as the most uniquely American immigration policy to date, former Trump Homeland Security Director Tom Homan has revealed the heartwarming origins of his latest
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After a rewarding twenty-five-year career in the U.S. Army, Master Sargeant William Johnson wonders what life would have been like if he had just joined the Marines out of high school. Johnson
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In a shocking revelation that has left experts baffled, a man has confessed that nothing in the world compares to the sheer bliss of a cold beer and a dirty old recliner
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In an unexpected turn of events, Generation X has defied the laws of nature and stubbornly refuses to succumb to their imminent extinction. Scientists and demographers worldwide are baffled by this phenomenon,
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In a dramatic display of parental dismay, the upscale parents of a teenage girl in Nantucket are reportedly devastated that their daughter hasn’t achieved TikTok stardom like their friend’s kids. The luxurious
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In an astonishing twist of political theatrics, former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie has announced his intention to run for president, fueled by a desire for sweet revenge against none other than
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MIAMI, FL – New York City Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is perfectly fine with vaccination passports, mask mandates and violent crime of her home city New York City, but this past holiday, she
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Never be left not knowing what the best advice to protect yourself against COVID-19 again as Mattel unveiled their newest toy, the Magic 8-Ball Fauci Edition. The Fauci Magic-8 Ball will help
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Dr. Anthony Fauci had what appeared to be a breakdown at today’s White House COVID-19 press briefing. The meeting went like most others before it where Fauci completely said something totally different
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