TRENTON, NJ – In a press conference that had attendees confused about the absurdity, New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy proudly announced a list of nefarious non-accomplishments, starting with the fact that he
TRENTON, NJ – In a press conference that had attendees confused about the absurdity, New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy proudly announced a list of nefarious non-accomplishments, starting with the fact that he
After a rewarding twenty-five-year career in the U.S. Army, Master Sargeant William Johnson wonders what life would have been like if he had just joined the Marines out of high school. Johnson feels like he could have served four frustrating
In an unprecedented move, Major League Baseball (MLB) has decided to send the struggling Oakland A’s to the AAA minor leagues after their abysmal
A Ukrainian farmer who has collected abandoned Russian military from the vehicles has found out he now boasts the 15th largest army in the
In an unprecedented legal maneuver, former President Donald J. Trump has shocked the world by entering a plea of “not guilty” for crimes that have yet to be specified. Legal experts are
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MoreIn a stunning display of eco-consciousness and creative problem-solving, Democrats have set their sights on yet another “gas” menace in the form of gas lighters. Riding high on their success in targeting
MoreIn an astonishing twist of political theatrics, former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie has announced his intention to run for president, fueled by a desire for sweet revenge against none other than
MoreTRENTON, NJ – In a press conference that had attendees confused about the absurdity, New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy proudly announced a list of nefarious non-accomplishments, starting with the fact that he
MoreAfter a rewarding twenty-five-year career in the U.S. Army, Master Sargeant William Johnson wonders what life would have been like if he had just joined the Marines out of high school. Johnson
MoreIn an unprecedented move, Major League Baseball (MLB) has decided to send the struggling Oakland A’s to the AAA minor leagues after their abysmal 30-80 start to the season, marking the worst
MoreA Ukrainian farmer who has collected abandoned Russian military from the vehicles has found out he now boasts the 15th largest army in the world. In a shocking revelation that has sent
MoreIn a bizarre twist of logic, a prominent conspiracy theorist has raised an eyebrow-raising question: Why do Democrats ban everything under the sun, but inexplicably fail to ban the abomination known as
MoreIn a shocking revelation that has left experts baffled, a man has confessed that nothing in the world compares to the sheer bliss of a cold beer and a dirty old recliner
MoreIn an unprecedented legal maneuver, former President Donald J. Trump has shocked the world by entering a plea of “not guilty” for crimes that have yet to be specified. Legal experts are
MoreIn an unexpected turn of events, Generation X has defied the laws of nature and stubbornly refuses to succumb to their imminent extinction. Scientists and demographers worldwide are baffled by this phenomenon,
MoreIn a nostalgic and somewhat relieved reflection, Gen X husband, Mark, took a trip down memory lane to a time when his wife, Sarah, would constantly nag him to stop and ask
MoreNEW YORK CITY – In a stunning display of resilience and perseverance, the New York Mets celebrated a historic achievement by making it to the All-Star break before finally deciding to call
MorePresident Joe Biden visited Texas after snow and ice storms crippled the state. Here’s what he had to say: