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August 5, 2023
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Happily Retiring Army Soldier Wishes He Joined the Marines and Quit after Four Years of Frustration

After a rewarding twenty-five-year career in the U.S. Army, Master Sargeant William Johnson wonders what life would have been like if he had just joined the Marines out of high school. Johnson

Current Events/Sports

MLB Sends Oakland A’s Back to the Minors

In an unprecedented move, Major League Baseball (MLB) has decided to send the struggling Oakland A’s to the AAA minor leagues after their abysmal 30-80 start to the season, marking the worst performance in the history of MLB. The once

August 5, 2023

Ukrainian Farmer’s Collection of Abandoned Russian Vehicles is 15th Largest Army in the World

Current Events

A Ukrainian farmer who has collected abandoned Russian military from the vehicles has found out he now boasts the 15th largest army in the

Democrats Have Banned Everything, Except Pineapple Pizza, Why?

Food

In a bizarre twist of logic, a prominent conspiracy theorist has raised an eyebrow-raising question: Why do Democrats ban everything under the sun, but

Trump Pleads Not Guilty to Five Crimes to be Named Later

August 4, 2023August 4, 2023
Current Events/Politics

In an unprecedented legal maneuver, former President Donald J. Trump has shocked the world by entering a plea of “not guilty” for crimes that have yet to be specified. Legal experts are

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Ban Happy New Jersey Governor Forms Committee to See What Else He Can Ban

August 3, 2023August 3, 2023
Current Events/Politics/Trending

In an unprecedented move, New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy has assembled a new committee, aptly named “Ban It All,” to explore uncharted territory in the realm of prohibitions. The committee’s mandate? To

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Democrats Declare War on “Gas” – Unveil Plan to Ban Gas Lighters After Gas Stoves and Cars

August 3, 2023August 3, 2023
Current Events/Politics/Trending

In a stunning display of eco-consciousness and creative problem-solving, Democrats have set their sights on yet another “gas” menace in the form of gas lighters. Riding high on their success in targeting

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Chris Christie Says Trump Debate Prep Was Plan to Infect President with COVID-19

August 3, 2023
Current Events/Health/Politics

In an astonishing twist of political theatrics, former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie has announced his intention to run for president, fueled by a desire for sweet revenge against none other than

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Man Shockingly Admits Nothing Beats a Cold Beer, Old Recliner and the Game on TV

Scientist Finds Gen X Should Have Gone Extinct in 1997

Gen X Husband Says Life is Better Because Wife No Longer Nags About Asking for Directions

New York Mets Celebrate Making it Halfway Through Season Before Falling Apart

Neighbors of Murder Suspect Say they Totally Knew He Would Kill Someone Some Day

Mom and Dad of Teen Girl Upset She’s Not A TikTok Star Like the Other Kids

New York Yankees Sign Cardi B as Pitcher After Trade Deadline Flop

Grand Theft Auto 6 to Include “Politician Mode”: Players Now Experience the Thrill of Banning Fun in Virtual World

Elon Musk Banned from Naming Anything, Ever Again

Hunter Biden Claims Innocence in White House Cocaine Incident: “I Never Leave Good Coke Behind”

Trump Clones Himself to Attend Multiple Simultaneous New Indictment Hearings

Shocking Revelation: Donald Trump NOT Indicted for Crimes Against Manners and Tasteful Decor

Biden Defies Gravity, Remains Upright Throughout Entire Bike Ride on Vacation

Wash. Nats’ GM Calls Martha’s Vineyard to See if They Have any Migrants Who Could Hit the Strike Zone

Joe Biden Screams at White House Landscaper, Get Off My Lawn, Putin!

AOC Says DeSantis Nearly Killed 50 Illegal Migrants by Sending them to Rich People’s Island

DeSantis Migrant Blamed for Purse Theft in Martha’s Vineyard

AOC’s Wedding to Cost More than Her Average Constituent Earns in One Full Year

AOC Mad at Fiance After Realizing Her Children Will Grow Up to Be Creepy Old White Guys One Day

Biden Warns Americans Trump Wants to Make America Even Greater Again

Russia Asks to Join NATO to Defend Itself Against Ukraine

Joe Biden Says Walking Uphill Both Ways To School Will End Fuel Crisis

Netflix Announces New Series About Transgendered Ukrainian Soldier Who Found Love on the Battlefield

After Sinking of Flagship Russian Cruiser, Putin Responds: We Meant to do That

CNN Breaks Record, Goes Through Two Commercial Breaks Without Mentioning Trump

Happily Retiring Army Soldier Wishes He Joined the Marines and Quit after Four Years of Frustration

August 5, 2023
Current Events/Health/Politics/Trending

After a rewarding twenty-five-year career in the U.S. Army, Master Sargeant William Johnson wonders what life would have been like if he had just joined the Marines out of high school. Johnson

More

MLB Sends Oakland A’s Back to the Minors

August 5, 2023
Current Events/Sports

In an unprecedented move, Major League Baseball (MLB) has decided to send the struggling Oakland A’s to the AAA minor leagues after their abysmal 30-80 start to the season, marking the worst

More

Ukrainian Farmer’s Collection of Abandoned Russian Vehicles is 15th Largest Army in the World

August 4, 2023
Current Events

A Ukrainian farmer who has collected abandoned Russian military from the vehicles has found out he now boasts the 15th largest army in the world. In a shocking revelation that has sent

More

Democrats Have Banned Everything, Except Pineapple Pizza, Why?

August 4, 2023August 4, 2023
Food

In a bizarre twist of logic, a prominent conspiracy theorist has raised an eyebrow-raising question: Why do Democrats ban everything under the sun, but inexplicably fail to ban the abomination known as

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Man Shockingly Admits Nothing Beats a Cold Beer, Old Recliner and the Game on TV

August 4, 2023
Current Events/Food/Health

In a shocking revelation that has left experts baffled, a man has confessed that nothing in the world compares to the sheer bliss of a cold beer and a dirty old recliner

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Trump Pleads Not Guilty to Five Crimes to be Named Later

August 4, 2023August 4, 2023
Current Events/Politics

In an unprecedented legal maneuver, former President Donald J. Trump has shocked the world by entering a plea of “not guilty” for crimes that have yet to be specified. Legal experts are

More

Scientist Finds Gen X Should Have Gone Extinct in 1997

August 4, 2023August 4, 2023
Current Events/Health/Trending

In an unexpected turn of events, Generation X has defied the laws of nature and stubbornly refuses to succumb to their imminent extinction. Scientists and demographers worldwide are baffled by this phenomenon,

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Gen X Husband Says Life is Better Because Wife No Longer Nags About Asking for Directions

August 4, 2023
Current Events/Tech/Travel/Trending

In a nostalgic and somewhat relieved reflection, Gen X husband, Mark, took a trip down memory lane to a time when his wife, Sarah, would constantly nag him to stop and ask

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New York Mets Celebrate Making it Halfway Through Season Before Falling Apart

August 4, 2023August 4, 2023
Current Events/Sports

NEW YORK CITY – In a stunning display of resilience and perseverance, the New York Mets celebrated a historic achievement by making it to the All-Star break before finally deciding to call

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Neighbors of Murder Suspect Say they Totally Knew He Would Kill Someone Some Day

August 3, 2023August 3, 2023
Current Events/Media/Trending

In an unsurprising twist of events, neighbors of a recently arrested murder suspect have raised eyebrows with their nonchalant responses, stating that they always knew he would “kill somebody one day.” As

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