TRENTON, NJ – In a press conference that had attendees confused about the absurdity, New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy proudly announced a list of nefarious non-accomplishments, starting with the fact that he
TRENTON, NJ – In a press conference that had attendees confused about the absurdity, New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy proudly announced a list of nefarious non-accomplishments, starting with the fact that he
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After a rewarding twenty-five-year career in the U.S. Army, Master Sargeant William Johnson wonders what life would have been like if he had just joined the Marines out of high school. Johnson
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In an unprecedented legal maneuver, former President Donald J. Trump has shocked the world by entering a plea of “not guilty” for crimes that have yet to be specified. Legal experts are
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In an unprecedented move, New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy has assembled a new committee, aptly named “Ban It All,” to explore uncharted territory in the realm of prohibitions. The committee’s mandate? To
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In a stunning display of eco-consciousness and creative problem-solving, Democrats have set their sights on yet another “gas” menace in the form of gas lighters. Riding high on their success in targeting
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In an astonishing twist of political theatrics, former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie has announced his intention to run for president, fueled by a desire for sweet revenge against none other than
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In a surprising and unprecedented move, former President Donald Trump has reportedly taken cloning to a whole new level, using cutting-edge technology to attend multiple indictments simultaneously. Witnesses claim that not one,
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In a shocking twist, it has been confirmed that former President Donald Trump has not been indicted for crimes against manners and tasteful decor, despite rumors and wild speculations by his critics.
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In an unprecedented display of balance and coordination, President Joe Biden managed to accomplish the unthinkable during his latest vacation – he did not fall off his bike! The astounding feat occurred
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WASHINGTON, DC – After scouting the multiple busloads of migrants that have arrived in D.C. over the past few weeks, Washington Nationals’ General Manager Mike Rizzo got on the horn today with
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