In an unprecedented display of balance and coordination, President Joe Biden managed to accomplish the unthinkable during his latest vacation – he did not fall off his bike! The astounding feat occurred
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WASHINGTON, DC – After scouting the multiple busloads of migrants that have arrived in D.C. over the past few weeks, Washington Nationals’ General Manager Mike Rizzo got on the horn today with
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WASHINGTON, DC – After getting lost in the West Wing Sunday morning, U.S. President Joe Biden was seen in the White House rose garden yelling at Rogero Sanchez, a White House landscaper,
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MARTHA’S VINEYARD, MA – New York City Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio Cortez today said Florida Governor Ron DeSantis should be brought up on attempted murder charges after giving 50 illegal migrants an all-expense
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MARTHA’S VINEYARD, MA – On Friday, a resident of Martha’s Vineyard reported a purse theft, claiming a migrant recently sent to the exclusive island by Florida Governor Ron DeSantis. Clara Rambarton, 58,
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New York City Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, after making calls to photographers, ice sculptors, string bands and videographer services realized that her wedding to Riley Roberts will cost more than most of her
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Washington, D.C. – A neighbor living in the swank D.C. apartment building where New York Congresswoman AOC lives says she overheard an argument between the former bartender and her fiance Riley Roberts
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WASHINGTON, DC – Coming off his successful burn of former President Donald J. Trump by calling him “The MAGA King”, President Joe Biden issued a dire warning that if elected, Trump will
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MOSCOW, RUSSIA – In a sudden policy shift, Russian President Vladimir Putin petitioned NATO to include Russia in the European defense pact in an effort to defend itself from an impending Ukrainian
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U.S. President Joe Biden today, when asked what his plan was to address the rising prices of gasoline and fuel across America said the answer was simple. “C’mon man, you got all
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