WILMINGTON, DE – A new poll by a major research institute with a sampling of 250 inner-city children who regularly use community swimming pools reveals that 100% of those children don’t really
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TRENTON, NJ – Jill, a COVID-19 contact tracer who was hired by the State of New Jersey six months ago celebrated her first successful complete contact tracing call with a live human
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Today, President Joe Biden said he has blocked Corn Pop from being able to call his Oval Office phone. Whenever somebody hits it big, whether it’s hitting the lottery
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WASHINGTON, D.C. – After just one month in office, the administration of President Joe Biden today confessed White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki is a problematic AI hologram with more than a
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BROOKLYN, NY – Brooklyn New York native Alex Cortez today said she is fearful of her life because a co-worker from Texas is trying to have her killed. Cortez said she became
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FORT WORTH, TX — An Hispanic American man is under fire for fleeing to Mexico after finding out ICE was all over his neighborhood. Texas resident Ted Cruz, who is of Hispanic
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Another royal American family scandal is unfolding in the wake of attempted murderer Ted Cruz’s disastrous trip to Cancun during a crippling snowstorm that cut power to millions of Texans. Cruz was
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SAN FRANCISCO, CA – San Francisco Mayor London Breed today announcedcshe’s designating five San Francisco street corners as feces-free safe zones. This comes as the city has been overrun by the homeless,
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A suburban house mom in Upper Darby spent nearly five hours watching cooking videos on her phone and realized she’s just going to make tonight’s dinner the way she always does. After
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NEW YORK CITY, NY – A group of angry and disgruntled petty criminals assembled outside City Hall in Manhattan today demanding Mayor Bill DeBlasio put an end to the rising rate of
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