In a surprising and unprecedented move, former President Donald Trump has reportedly taken cloning to a whole new level, using cutting-edge technology to attend multiple indictments simultaneously. Witnesses claim that not one,
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In a shocking twist, it has been confirmed that former President Donald Trump has not been indicted for crimes against manners and tasteful decor, despite rumors and wild speculations by his critics.
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In an unprecedented display of balance and coordination, President Joe Biden managed to accomplish the unthinkable during his latest vacation – he did not fall off his bike! The astounding feat occurred
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WASHINGTON, DC – After scouting the multiple busloads of migrants that have arrived in D.C. over the past few weeks, Washington Nationals’ General Manager Mike Rizzo got on the horn today with
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WASHINGTON, DC – After getting lost in the West Wing Sunday morning, U.S. President Joe Biden was seen in the White House rose garden yelling at Rogero Sanchez, a White House landscaper,
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MARTHA’S VINEYARD, MA – New York City Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio Cortez today said Florida Governor Ron DeSantis should be brought up on attempted murder charges after giving 50 illegal migrants an all-expense
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MARTHA’S VINEYARD, MA – On Friday, a resident of Martha’s Vineyard reported a purse theft, claiming a migrant recently sent to the exclusive island by Florida Governor Ron DeSantis. Clara Rambarton, 58,
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New York City Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, after making calls to photographers, ice sculptors, string bands and videographer services realized that her wedding to Riley Roberts will cost more than most of her
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Washington, D.C. – A neighbor living in the swank D.C. apartment building where New York Congresswoman AOC lives says she overheard an argument between the former bartender and her fiance Riley Roberts
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WASHINGTON, DC – Coming off his successful burn of former President Donald J. Trump by calling him “The MAGA King”, President Joe Biden issued a dire warning that if elected, Trump will
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