MOSCOW, RUSSIA – In a sudden policy shift, Russian President Vladimir Putin petitioned NATO to include Russia in the European defense pact in an effort to defend itself from an impending Ukrainian
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U.S. President Joe Biden today, when asked what his plan was to address the rising prices of gasoline and fuel across America said the answer was simple. “C’mon man, you got all
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Netflix Announces New Series About Transgendered Ukrainian Soldier Who Found Love on the Battlefield
Netflix has announced today it is in production of a new dramatic love series that takes place in war-torn Ukraine between a transgendered Ukrainian soldier who fell in love with a black
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The peaceful special military operation in Ukraine is going according to plan, Russian President Vladimir Putin said after the sinking of its flagship cruiser Moskva. While Ukrainian sources claim responsibility for the
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CNN, the Cable News Network has broken its own record after not mentioning former President Donald J. Trump through two commercial breaks. Media analysts say it was a fluke and CNN has
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WASHINGTON, DC – The White House announced today, it has formed a partisan committee to make sure the Biden administration has royally screwed everything and everyone in America and didn’t leave any
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As Winter Olympics approach, China bans all foreign travel, Jamaican bobsled team set for gold medal
BEIJING, CHINA – The Chinese foreign ministry today announced that the country will ban all foreign travelers from visiting the country as COVID-19 cases soar across the motherland. Chinese officials said the
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MIAMI, FL – New York City Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is perfectly fine with vaccination passports, mask mandates and violent crime of her home city New York City, but this past holiday, she
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WASHINGTON, DC – White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki today said that her suggestion for Americans to take kickboxing classes to relieve pandemic and economic stress. After a few hours, moms across
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President Joe Biden today announced that the U.S. will supply all Afghan refugees seeking asylum in the U.S. with their very own M-4 combat rifles and a surplus army Humvee. The President
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