Federal District Judge Penelope Q. Gavelstrike issued an unprecedented order on Tuesday, demanding that the Trump administration immediately cease all peace negotiations between Russia and Ukraine. Citing “an egregious surplus of harmony”
In an unprecedented display of balance and coordination, President Joe Biden managed to accomplish the unthinkable during his latest vacation – he did not fall off his bike! The astounding feat occurred
More
WASHINGTON, DC – After scouting the multiple busloads of migrants that have arrived in D.C. over the past few weeks, Washington Nationals’ General Manager Mike Rizzo got on the horn today with
More
MARTHA’S VINEYARD, MA – New York City Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio Cortez today said Florida Governor Ron DeSantis should be brought up on attempted murder charges after giving 50 illegal migrants an all-expense
More
MARTHA’S VINEYARD, MA – On Friday, a resident of Martha’s Vineyard reported a purse theft, claiming a migrant recently sent to the exclusive island by Florida Governor Ron DeSantis. Clara Rambarton, 58,
More
Washington, D.C. – A neighbor living in the swank D.C. apartment building where New York Congresswoman AOC lives says she overheard an argument between the former bartender and her fiance Riley Roberts
More
WASHINGTON, DC – Coming off his successful burn of former President Donald J. Trump by calling him “The MAGA King”, President Joe Biden issued a dire warning that if elected, Trump will
More
MOSCOW, RUSSIA – In a sudden policy shift, Russian President Vladimir Putin petitioned NATO to include Russia in the European defense pact in an effort to defend itself from an impending Ukrainian
More
U.S. President Joe Biden today, when asked what his plan was to address the rising prices of gasoline and fuel across America said the answer was simple. “C’mon man, you got all
More
The peaceful special military operation in Ukraine is going according to plan, Russian President Vladimir Putin said after the sinking of its flagship cruiser Moskva. While Ukrainian sources claim responsibility for the
More