Federal District Judge Penelope Q. Gavelstrike issued an unprecedented order on Tuesday, demanding that the Trump administration immediately cease all peace negotiations between Russia and Ukraine. Citing “an egregious surplus of harmony”
New York City Mayor Bill DeBlasio today announced the next phase of his city’s sweeping police and criminal justice reforms, the decriminalization of rape, robbery and murder. “Charges against the people of
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In a show of force and intimidation against Russian President Vladimir Putin, President Joe Biden posted a photo of himself and the notorious “Cornpop” that he once had an encounter with while
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A lot has changed since Chet Witkins was sentenced to prison for assaulting young Bobbi Jo Johnson down by the creek in 2002. Witkins was arrested and sentenced to a thirty-year prison
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The Wyoming GOP today announced that Ed Norton, in character as Derek Vinyard will be replacing the ousted daughter of former Vice President Dick Cheney as House Republican Conference chair. Citing that
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Democrats today announced they will be changing the dates of the American holidays of Christmas and Easter to coincide with the birth and rising of President Joe Biden. Traditionally, Easter has represented
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President Joe Biden visited Texas after snow and ice storms crippled the state. Here’s what he had to say:
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President Joe Biden was thrilled this weekend when he learned the White House archives still had his old typewriter, “Betsy” in storage. “They put all these gizmos and gadgets on my desk
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WASHINGTON, DC – The administration today said after a test run in Syria, Joe Biden is now ready to deliver the next round of COVID-19 stimulus checks by carpet-bombing American cities with
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CNN today reported that the bombing of Syria by Joe Biden last night was mostly peaceful. CNN anchor Chris Cuomo reported that the bombing raid that killed 14 was in protest of
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U.S. President Joe Biden has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize today for his bombing of Syrian rebels aligned with Iran. The coveted Nobel Peace Prize has only been awarded 101
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